"More marketing, that's the answer!" So said my Uncle David when business at his auto glass company slowed down.
Now that the government has acquired major interests in many of our largest corporations, the time has come for Obama to create a new cabinet level post, the Secretary of Marketing. First order of the day will be the creation of a Taxpayer Bonus Point system, where citizens earn points good towards the purchase of any of the fine government manufactured products available from Uncle Sam's Club. Slogan: "From Autos To Condo's, Uncle Sam Has It All."
And the prices are insane!"
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